Hey Malor, it’s me, your favorite druid. It’s been a while since I prayed. Hope you’re enjoying the muffins still, if not, feel free to tell Bo if you would like something different.
We haven’t been up to much lately just.. oh I’m not supposed to talk about it much because we’re sort of being tracked by crazy bad guys. But we just had a funeral for Sariel’s mentor. Have I told you about her? She’s an elf. And her lap is super comfy for napping. She’s like, SUPER smart and she’s Pack.
Right now she finished up her schooling for walking the skyline so we’re in a limbo of sorts. I also made some new friends and had to rip apart Zildath. It was really hard and now I feel bad because I kind of enjoyed the ripping part, but feel bad about the Zildath bits. What if he doesn’t want to be my friend anymore? Thinking that makes me more sad. But it wasn’t really him, just a construct made by a bad brain trying to steal our new friends. But don’t worry, we stopped him and then stopped his brain juice from taking over a village. When I pray it out loud it sounds very weird. But when I remember it, it makes perfect sense. I guess you just had to be there to understand.
Then there was drugs. We did them and the first time it wasn’t that fun, it was really loud and I took a nap, but the second time I got to run really fast. Like faster than normal and we fought an evil Urlithid and we won! Which you would know because otherwise I would just be sitting at the door and telling you this instead of praying to you. But the time after that we did drugs at a funeral, it was super interesting. Did you know Illithid are made from people and worms? I’d tell you more but we have to go save our friend, a different one, from being turned into a bad Illithid. He’s not a bad friend, just captured. Take care of yourself!
Your friend,
Take.
uh.. amens.